AFFLICTION REGAINS AND REWARDS ;;
May. 25th, 2022 06:47 pmCURRENT
GIFTED/TRADED
- Cozy Sweater (robin's egg blue) - A comfortable sweater in your favorite color! Yes, your favorite color. No two sweaters look alike, as anyone person who buys them will find it matches their taste - and size - perfectly. It’ll keep you warm and cozy, like a nice hug, and temporarily alleviate any pain you're feeling (for ~30 minutes after putting it on). Shizuku has five sweaters.
- Acoustic Guitar + instruction booklet
- Kalimba + instruction booklet
- Windwheel Aster - a flower shaped like a pinwheel.
- Sleeping Mask - a sleeping mask that really gets the message across.
- A high quality tea kettle and various high quality teas, enough to last up to two weeks. Reward for the pep rally!
- A pair of cute sparrow socks in pink! Reward for decorating the bulletin board!
- A pair of cute calico cat paw socks! Reward for decorating the bulletin board!
- A penguin plushie. Very soft, very beloved.
- Sparrow Plushie - A decent sized, fat sparrow plushie. It's squishier than it looks. Received from Hien after like, a week, because she hadn't realized it was hers.
- Last Storm Harp - An unusually shaped harp that can still play music if the wielder can pluck the strings! Just music though that oddly sounds like the wind, though.
- Fake Glasses - They're round. They're fake. Somebody definitely just owns these to look smart.
- Carton of Cigarettes - Bad for you, but also vintage circa 1920's.
- House Sign - A decorative plaque proudly declaring that this house is not just a house. It's a house.
- Polaroid Camera - Enough film for ten photos. Reward for the newspaper.
- Gauze Bandage - This gauze bandage operates like a regular gauze (helps stop bleeding and infection and such), but it has pain nullifying properties. Pain is nullified for 6 hours. After those 6 hours are up, the pain from the injury comes back – but the pain would account for the 6 hours that passed, so at least it won't be as bad as the initial impact?
- Scented Candle - A candle in a simple glass jar that smells lightly of bergamot and lavender, lighting this candle will help guarantee you a peaceful night’s sleep. Its soothing properties will only work once, but whoever lights it won’t have any nightmares that day. After that, it’s just a candle that smells nice.
- Comfy Pillow - A pillow that emits a sweet aroma when it's laid on. The aroma is designed to calm one's nerves and allow them to relax. One time use. Afterwards, it will become a regular pillow.
- Script for a B-Movie - By all known laws of aviation... you're not really sure how this script ended up here. You're more than welcome to read the story of a woman and a bee if you want to, though.
- Text-to-Speech - Labelled "text-to-speech", though it doesn't actually read out any written words. It's actually a voice changer, making anyone who uses it sound like a text-to-speech AI.
- Wonderpiece 3000 - A flashlight that can cycle through an entire rainbow of colors, with a compression lens that... Honestly doesn't do much! But it looks cool and can light up a room the size of a dorm room all by itself. You get the feeling it might've been even better if it had gotten more votes, somehow.
- GTF TO SLEEP - Having a hard time sleeping? Ask your roommate to read this incredible bedtime story to you for easy snoozing.
- Laundry Sucks - We all know it's true, and now you have a sign to drive the point home.
- Many grapes. Yum.
- BABY SHARK: THE CEREAL. Less yum, but whatever.
GIFTED/TRADED
- Storybook - The sort of story a grandfather would read you. (Mae's! Returned.)
- TRIGGER DVD - A DVD of an idol group known as TRIGGER. There are three individuals on it; the one in the center strangely resembles a certain redhead here... (Riku's! Returned.)
- Pocketwatch - A silver pocketwatch with a gear motif on the front of it. On the back the words "stop the hand that rewinds time with your spear" are engraved. (Julius's! Returned.)
- Chess Pieces - A collection of 10 chess pieces, all of which seem to come from different sets. For some reason they’re all knight pieces. (Hien grabbed these on behalf of Owen).